" jumping beans "

 [ "Jumping Beans" ]

1: People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.

  * e.g.,  ... Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans. 

 [ "jumping bean" ]

1: a jumping bean is a person of non-latino heritage who assumes a latino accent when saying words in spanish. I have to clarify that one can say the proper word without assuming the accent.

  * e.g.,  ... I saw mr. hernandez (pronounced "Hairnondayz" with thick, sent-up latino accent) on the street today. 

 [ "Corporate Jumping Bean" ]

1: A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

  * e.g.,  ... "Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!" 

 [ "Corporate Jumping Bean" ]

2: Shortened to: Jumping Bean

 [ "jimmy jumping beans" ]

1: A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)

  * e.g.,  ... She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans. 

 [ "mexican jumping bean" ]

1:  This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border.

  * e.g.,  ... Catch that Mexican jumping bean! 

 [ "mexican jumping bean" ]

2:  This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

  * e.g.,  ... Look its a Mexican jumping bean. 

 [ "Mexican Jumping Beans" ]

1: When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans. 

 [ "Mexican jumping beans" ]

1: Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey what are those? 

 [ "Mexican Jumping Beans" ]

1: The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

  * e.g.,  ... I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco. Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts! 

 [ "mexican jumping bean" ]

1: when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

  * e.g.,  ... yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!! 

 [ "mexican jumping beans" ]

1: illeagle steroids

  * e.g.,  ... I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics